User:EdK/The Pit of Doom and Damnation/S2: Chatspeak tag testing
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<chatspeak> takes text in correct English (punctuation helps) and spits it out as chatspeak. Every time you look/refresh/whatever, the output is different, so original text is produced. Always... at least provided the engine is complex enough. Right now they both are.
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[edit] leet (Default)
Latest additions to the "leet" engine:
- Random case changing improved
- Even more "omg" words in odd places
- "Zorz" words removed due to confusion... and it's not really leet.
- The engine is now layered - i.e. it computes known words (i.e. like => lyk), then chatspeak letters (i.e. e => 3), then OMGS and WTFS, then randomizes the case. So it should be a lot more consistent, and your words should be more chatspeaky, but less mangled.
- Chat letters will not always be computed. So you can't guarantee a => 4 anymore, though it often will be.
G1ve M3 sum C0KE Nao Yea Wh41 am I Typ1ng D1s? dAtz FUNn1 n0WA1 1s DiS 4S g0od aS DA J4V4 0N3 bUt ST1LL... Omg!1OnE Da POint 1S, 1T WORKS. so i LyK It. omG!1oNe s4M, WHa1 dO J00 P0o AT me? 1 dID N0TH1ng T0 y0U. wTf!??! 1 lyk. wTF!??! D1s. 3XtENs1oN. Da w0Rds ar3 aLL S0 ChATSpe4ky!
I LYk teSt1nG D1S Ext3ns1on beCauS3 1t'S SUcH 4 C00L 3xT3ns1On t0 Test!!1!!ON3!!SHifT+0NE!!1! :d
SAM sAYs: 1 POO 1N y0UR g3nEr4l d1rECtIoN.
naTh4N s4Ys: wTF!?!? d1S Ac2aLL1 lyK WoRKS!?!? DId J00 maKE 1t eD?
oMG3333e3! y3s, I D1D.
4c2all1... 1 tHInK 1t iS 4s g00D 4S d4 j4V4SCR1pt on3. Omg!1oNe bETT3R, IN F4CT. omG!1onE BY a lOT.
[edit] edsamspeak
Latest additions to the "edsamspeak" engine:
- zorz
- zorz only appears after certain words and there's only a 1 in
37 chance it will. - double, triple (and so on) letters are cancelled
- language file deleted because some optimization thing on the server keeps breaking it
Language file is not installed. ("/aoler.edsamspeak.php")
[edit] It's good, but...
A coupla modifications I think need making:
- Less zorzing, and make it not happen after words ending in 's' (especially possesives) etc.
- Make the shift+one exempt from the leetifying, otherwise it doesnt make sense any more (since the joke is in the fact that it actually says shift, and it's already a double or triple pun).
- Nah...
- Be more selective of the words which get 'ao' -ified (and 'ai' -ified to a lesser extent) since words like "flow" and "wow" don't make sense as "flao" and "wao". Or at least, not much.
- "wao" stays... "flow..." hmm.
- How come WTF gets changed to Wft? Or is that a bug?
- It doesn't
- Think of more words we can spell wrongly, and add some sneaky misspellings like "complicated" getting changed to "compulcated" or something... (I say that). Or maybe Simpedia => Simepdia. Some messing around of the engine to randomly swap ruond duoble vowels and things might be fun... but not every time, that would be annoying and hard to raed.
In conclusion, it's awesome, but the output should in the end be more like this:
i think thes Simepdia cahtspaekz enginzorz is vey gd but 'tis in nead ov sum modificatifying. Moer delibarate mispelingzorz wolud be better, includinb commob tpyographical errorx and possibly some "cute" mispelings like speshl and bai. Which leads me onto my next topic:
[edit] lolcode
I believe this would be useful addition to the engine, and modifications should include:
- More hai, bai, kkthx, kkthxbai, and all other possible inversions. Maybe have a parameter to format the passage in lolcode style, regardless of what code type it uses? This would involve:
- Starting the block with hai
- Replacing all instances of Hi, hello, bye, goodbye etc. with hai and bai
- Replacing thx, thanks etc. with kkthx
- Replacing kk with kkthx (possibly)
- Replacing "I am in"-like phrases with "I rz in ur ... ***ing ur ..." phrases.
- Ending the block with kkthxbai
- More gamer like phrases, including
- Pwn
- Own
- n00b (and variations)
- -age
That's all I can think of for now.
hai . lawl.thiz is fun i pwnaged u!!1 to it i am in ur school nao so i might not reply to anything u zay ;d
kkthxbai
